me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"
"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"
i said oooh girl
shock me like an electric eel
When you finally get to piss after waiting for hours
spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass
Girls are evil for this right here.
*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it