du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

4:42 am  •  28 July 2014  •  587,011 notes

santalinson:

"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"

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"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"

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(Source: upallnighted)

4:42 am  •  28 July 2014  •  402,753 notes

hellacatspangled:

i said oooh girl
shock me like an electric eel
bby girl
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4:42 am  •  28 July 2014  •  28,039 notes

taco-bell-rey:

When you finally get to piss after waiting for hours

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4:38 am  •  28 July 2014  •  206,128 notes

findmedownsouth:

touch-me-inthe-dark:

spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass

Girls are evil for this right here.

3:19 am  •  28 July 2014  •  4,654 notes

frlcker:

I want to kiss you but I also want to light you on fire at the same time

(Source: studip)

3:16 am  •  28 July 2014  •  79,680 notes

notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

3:16 am  •  28 July 2014  •  341,057 notes
i honestly don’t remember doing that
― me about 85% of the things i’ve done (via jaclcfrost)
3:16 am  •  28 July 2014  •  165,016 notes