actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

4:25 pm  •  28 August 2014  •  245,492 notes

unretrieved:

I need $$
Not friends

4:25 pm  •  28 August 2014  •  183,822 notes

communistbakery:

I hate when my teachers lower my test scores… it’s so degradeing

4:21 pm  •  28 August 2014  •  31,363 notes

peble:

did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

10:54 pm  •  27 August 2014  •  480,368 notes

urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

(Source: urbancatfitters)

10:54 pm  •  27 August 2014  •  735,599 notes

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te)

10:19 am  •  26 August 2014  •  882,263 notes

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor)

2:13 am  •  26 August 2014  •  1,018,218 notes

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm)

2:13 am  •  26 August 2014  •  277,340 notes