getoffmybloghoe:

person: im just throwing my opinion out there

me: *slaps opinion out of the air* not in my house 

(Source: freddifish)

5:33 pm  •  23 September 2014  •  164,059 notes

disowns:

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

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(Source: disowns)

5:27 pm  •  23 September 2014  •  75,849 notes

disowns:

when you see a big spider on your desk 

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(Source: disowns)

5:27 pm  •  23 September 2014  •  55,851 notes

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

(Source: liloury)

5:25 pm  •  23 September 2014  •  334,972 notes
  • driving teacher: stay in your lane
  • me: stay in your lane
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